Thank god I’m bitard
The occasional shit pack I never asked for
In another lonely night on our half-empty little chan
Silent waiting for the snail to come
I’m blessed
With the ability to render lemmings butt-hurt
Which only means that when it’s dark outside
I have to hug myself
Cause I'm so ronery
Thank god I’m bitard

Thank god I’m bitard
All the content I create will be called cancer
Every ill that I must suffer
Here will only raise laugh
Also cops could come on partyvans
I’m blessed
I’m truly privileged to feel this good when I troll you
Which only means that when you fuck I'm jerking off
And when I’m gone you won’t remember
Thank god I’m bitard

Thank you god
Oh lord
Thank you god

And when a gaggle of cocks appears around me
It’s lucky I hate to be taken seriously
I think my world would explode and I get epic butthurt
If I coldn't post without logging in anymore
I know my destiny’s such
That I am ugly and fat
So everybody knows I have no chance
To ever get laid
Oh

Thank you god
For occasional shit pack I never asked for
In another lonely night on our half-empty little chan
Silent waiting for the snail to come
I’m blessed
With the ability to render lemmings butt-hurt
Which only means that when it’s dark outside
I have to hug myself
Cause I'm so ronery
Thank god I’m bitard
Thank god
Thank god
Thank you thank you thank you thank you
Thank you god...