I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore
If I make a thread, you’ve probably seen it before,
But I have a talent, a wonderful thing
Cause everyone feels it when I start to shitpost,
I'm so grateful and proud
All I want is to sing it out loud

So I say
Thank you for the nullchan, the posts I’m shitting
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without nullcat and snail what are we?
So I say thank you for the nulchan
For giving it to me

Mother says I was a hikka before I could walk
She says I began to shitpost before I could talk
But I've often wondered, how did it all start?
Who found out that nothing can capture a heart
Like a vorovach can?
Well, whoever it was, I'm a fan

So I say
Thank you for the nullchan, the posts I’m shitting
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without nullcat and snail what are we?
So I say thank you for the nulchan
For giving it to me

I've been so lucky, I am the guy with mint in head
I wanna sing it out to everybody
OCHOBA, three five nine, family!

So I say
Thank you for the nullchan, the posts I’m shitting
Thanks for all the joy they're bringing
Who can live without it, I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without nullcat and snail what are we?
So I say thank you for the nulchan
For giving it to me